🧪 Mandem Treewalker (festive menace)

🔐 Includes your Mandem Treasure Map + Lifetime App Access

This ain’t just a crewneck —
it’s for holiday chaos, creature-watching,
and spotting unidentified tree-shaped entities behind malls.

Wear it while planting winter relics,
lurking in seasonal aisles,
or pretending you don’t see whatever that thing is.

🔥 Comes with beta access to MandemOS
📘 First 10K buyers = lifetime access
to whatever we build next.

Gang-tested. Creature-resistant. Greg-approved?
(Not a chance.)