🎄 Mandem Holiday Script (Greg hates this one)

🔐 Includes your Mandem Treasure Map + Lifetime App Access

This ain’t just a tee —
it’s for holiday scheming, silent plotting,
and ruining Greg’s seasonal mood on purpose.

Wear it while shopping for relic jars,
dodging family drama,
or sneaking off to decode Nancy codes at the mall.

🔥 Comes with beta access to MandemOS
📘 First 10K buyers = lifetime access
to whatever we build next.

Gang-tested. Oversized. Greg-proof.