🍬 Holiday.exe Crew (sweet but dangerous)

🔐 Includes your Mandem Treasure Map + Lifetime App Access

This ain’t just a crewneck —
it’s for soft-season plotting, candy-coded scheming,
and drifting through December liminal zones like a quiet NPC.

Wear it while planting winter relics,
running side quests between malls,
or dodging Greg in the holiday chaos.

🔥 Comes with beta access to MandemOS
📘 First 10K buyers = lifetime access
to whatever we build next.

Gang-tested. Cozy-threaded for strange winds.